Kaalakaandi - Trailer, Posters & Dialogues | Kaalakandi Saif Ali Khan

Kaalakaandi poster

Kaalakaandi is a upcoming Hindi Bollywood thrilling dark comedy film written and directed by Akshat Verma and produced by Cinestaan Film Company and Flying Unicorn Entertainment. The movie starring Saif Ali Khan, Vijay Raaz, Deepak Dobriyal in lead roles with Shobita Dhulipala, Kunaal Roy Kapur, Isha Talwar, Akshay Oberoi in supporting roles. The film is all set to release in theaters on September 8th, 2017.

Saif Ali Khan's upcoming movie Kaalakaandi's first look is out now and it's simply insane. Check it out below the Kaalakandi teaser.

Here is the first look of Kaalakaandi Saif Ali Khan | Official Teaser

Here You can watch Kaalakaandi Official Trailer Feat. Saif Ali Khan

Kaalakaandi Dialogues Lyrics

I know you loved the trailer, Hope you enjoyed Deepak Dobriyal and Vijay Raaz apart from Saifu. Now time for the kickass dialogues from the Kaalakaandi movie.

How you are?
How you doing? Aau?

I'm Sorry
I.. I don't know why I did that.

Yeh maine pehle kyu nahi kiya

So It's not an ulcer
It also not a perforated ulcer
That's good
It's stomach cancer
I am never smoked a cigerrate in my life, I don't drink, I have never done drugs..
Whatever makes you happy, do it..
I'm gonaa j#ck off to my d!ck falls off!

Bhaad me gayi phd,
Bhaad me gayi scholarship.
Pure desh ko Kaamasutra sikha dungi..

Aap sir hamare khandaan par kalank hain...
Aap nange tv par gir gaye, aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the?

No licky,
No sucky..
No love you long time..
Only looking.. Kyaa??

How about you kiss that guy?
It wasn't a kiss yaar it was it was like acting..
It was like..
Imran hashmi in murder
Like imran hashmi in murder.
And tumsa nahi dekha, and Gangster, kalyug, chocolate, good boy bad boy,
I'm a fan!

Saif Ali Khan Dialogues in Kaalakaandi

Tune baal nahi kataye, Main kaat dun.
Maine kabhi kante nahi hai..
Pata nahi aise nahi hona chahiye ki tere bachche teri shadi ki photos dekh ke soche unki maa ne kissi zaant se shadi kar li...

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