Welcome to Karachi Trailer, Dialogues & Songs Lyrics



The crazzziest, wackkkiest and dumbbbest Hindi film of the year! :D :D :D
Welcome to Karachi is an upcoming Bollywood film directed by Ashish R Mohan and produced by Vashu Bhagnani. The movie starring Arshad Warsi and Jackky Bhagnani in main leads roles.

The Welcome to Karachi movie is a political satire about 2 male Indians who land in Karachi, Pakistan without their passports. No sooner do they get trapped in web of the Taliban and try to find a way to get back to India. The film Music directors are Jeet Ganguly and Rochak Kohli. The film is all set for the release on May 21st, 2015 all over the world.

Watch Official Trailer of Welcome To Karachi

Welcome to Karachi Movie Dialogues

Shammi Mere ko bahut Gussa aa rha hai
Pehle patel bol ke mera visa reject kiya
Patel se Desai kiya maine
Desai ko bhi reject kar diya
Lekin main naa
Tu dekhnaa
Life time ka visa leke rahuga inse

Tere ko America jana hai?
Hmm
Main Tere ko leke jaungaa
Kaise jayenge bol
Are visa to airport ke liye lagta hai pagal
Hum log boat se jayenge
boat se

Ye Shammi bahut andhera hain
Hum mar gaye hai kya?

Pappa ne bola hai aise phatte huye kapde nahi pehnane chahiye
bad luck hota hai malum hai
Yaha pata nahi kya kya phata hua hai
Tere ko kapde ki padi hai

Chachaa mujhe vaccum cleaner chahiye
Bachcha kya uska baap bhi bahar aayega

Ye tune delivery karna kisse sikhaa
Rajiv Hirani se

What do i have to do so that you fine gentleman get out of here?
I want indian passport
and you
America and UK
Tere ko Chaiye?
haan ye to mere ko bhi chahiye

Iski shadi nahi huyee
Main Doctor nahi hoon
Hum log pakistani nahi
Hum log Hindustani hain
In Karachi
Without Passport
Without any documents

Ye boarder tere ko thoda chotta nahi lag raha hai kya
Mere ko to koi taar bhi nahi dikh rhi hai bhai
Are India aur Pakistan ke bheech main hai
Saare taar chori ho gaye honge..

Uncle Aap Youtube me dekho
Youtube Pakistan me ban hai
Kyaa
Skype
Ban
Whatsapp
Ban
To uncle aap ke ghar pe 3G hai kya
Main to bol rha hoon katwa lo
Bahut paise bachenge
Sab kuch to ban hai
ha ha ha

What the Fafdaa Man!!

Welcome to Karachi Songs Lyrics

=> Boat Ma Kukdookoo (Kaim Che Party Che)
Singers: Mika Singh, Shivi, Deane Sequiera & Rochak Kohli
Lyrics: Rochak Kohli & Ravi Singhal
Music: Rochak Kohli

=> Lalla Lalla Lori Daru Ki Katori
Singers: Vishal Dadlani & Shivi
Music: Rochak Kohli
Lyrics: Rochak Kohli